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I secretly love Covid-19
Title (Dublin Core)
I secretly love Covid-19
Description (Dublin Core)
Top 20 Good Things about Covid-19:
1. Peace and quiet
2. Much less traffic
3. Pollution is way down
4. Gas companies are upset
5. Spoiled children are depressed
6. Republican suicide-by-liberation is a thing
7. The vast majority of jobs are inessential
8. No professional sports, AKA stupid distractions
9. Familial bond forging
10. My alcoholic neighbors don't warm up their two cars - a giant, rumbling Ford F150 and a two door Mini Cooper with a modified (AKA much louder) muffler - right outside my bedroom window for 20 minutes at 6:30AM every weekday morning
11. Mother Nature won't go down without a fight
12. Rich people forced to pay poor people
13. The airline industry, a wasteful and destructive industry that pollutes like crazy, is suffering
14. Cruise ships, modern monstrosities of disgusting opulence that helped the virus spread, are also hurting
15. Real leaders have distinguished themselves
16. The quality of art is directly proportional to the suffering of the artist
17. No mass shootings
18. Sales of bidets way up
19. "light and heat" might kill the virus. Or maybe injections of bleach? Trump wants to look into those ideas, as they come from a mind whose uncle taught at MIT. So, y'know, he just innately understands complex doctor knowledge. Comforting!
20. No need to make up excuses for not visiting grandparents
1. Peace and quiet
2. Much less traffic
3. Pollution is way down
4. Gas companies are upset
5. Spoiled children are depressed
6. Republican suicide-by-liberation is a thing
7. The vast majority of jobs are inessential
8. No professional sports, AKA stupid distractions
9. Familial bond forging
10. My alcoholic neighbors don't warm up their two cars - a giant, rumbling Ford F150 and a two door Mini Cooper with a modified (AKA much louder) muffler - right outside my bedroom window for 20 minutes at 6:30AM every weekday morning
11. Mother Nature won't go down without a fight
12. Rich people forced to pay poor people
13. The airline industry, a wasteful and destructive industry that pollutes like crazy, is suffering
14. Cruise ships, modern monstrosities of disgusting opulence that helped the virus spread, are also hurting
15. Real leaders have distinguished themselves
16. The quality of art is directly proportional to the suffering of the artist
17. No mass shootings
18. Sales of bidets way up
19. "light and heat" might kill the virus. Or maybe injections of bleach? Trump wants to look into those ideas, as they come from a mind whose uncle taught at MIT. So, y'know, he just innately understands complex doctor knowledge. Comforting!
20. No need to make up excuses for not visiting grandparents
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Collection (Dublin Core)
English
Environment
Date Submitted (Dublin Core)
05/10/2020
Date Modified (Dublin Core)
05/13/2020
12/05/2020
Date Created (Dublin Core)
05/10/2020
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